In the tradition of the Surrealist Compliment Generator, now comes the Yiddish Curse Generator (actually called, for some reason, Yiddish Curses for Republican Jews), with instant classics like the following:
May you grow like an onion with your head in the ground, and then may the ground be fracked.
May you find yourself lost and stranded in a village of Palestinian Muslims, and may you be treated only with dignity, kindness and respect.
May your insurance company decide constipation is a pre-existing condition.
May you have a large store, and have it all dismantled by vulture capitalists.
May you spend your whole life supporting and voting for and sending money to Israel, and may you one day be actually forced to move there.
May you feast every day on chopped liver with onions, chicken soup with dumplings, baked carp with horseradish, braised meat with vegetable stew, latkes, and may every bite of it be contaminated with E. Coli, because the government gutted the E.P.A.
May G-d give you a daughter-in-law who is as kind as she is beautiful, as patient as she is rich, as wise as she is devoted, a virtuous woman in every way. And then may a ballot initiative invalidate her marriage to your fat lump Rebecca.